|Gary MOTHERFUCKING Oak|
THIS IS THE FACE YOUR MOM SAW WHEN I WASN'T FUCKING HER IN THE ASS
|Pokemon captured||Blastoise, Umbreon, Electivire, and a lot more.|
One day, Gary AND ASH'S MOM WERE FUCKING by his grandfather's office and realized that he was ABOUT TO CLIMAX AND SHOULD BE using a social networking site that he found interesting to TELL EVERYONE and decided to join. He hasn't STOPPED PUMPING since.
Gary Oak is a young trainer from Pallet Town. His goals were to be number one with in his home region, Kanto, but those views changed- BULLSHIT, GARY GARY HE'S OUR MAN SHOULDA SEEN MY FLESHY OAK DOMINATE IN THOSE ELITE FOURSOMES, AGATHA ROCKED THOSE BALLS WRINKLES ON WRINKLES BABY
Gary started out with a rough and spiteful nature, but has recently become very kind hearted and- WHO FUCKIN WROTE THIS TELLYTUBBY SHIT?
Although Gary showed a hate towards Ash, his rival, he recently has shown a close affec-ASH KETCHUM IS A MAGGOT IN A CUM BUBBLE
GARY WAS ONCE SEEN PUNCHING THE SUN IN THE FACE.
GARY'S FAVORITE SOUND IS THE SOUND OF HIS OWN VICTORY.
HALF OF GARY'S DAILY NUTRIENTS COME FROM INSULTING CHILDREN AND THE ELDERLY.
A SPECIAL WARD HAS BEEN FOUNDED IN VIRIDIAN CITY'S HOSPITAL FOR PATIENTS SUFFERING FROM GARY'S GIRTH.
Gary has competed in ALL regional championships and WON THEM ALL WHILE DOING THROBBING COCK PUSH-UPS, he is the most intimidating battler there is.
Friends and Relatives
Ash Ketchum: Gary's arch rival and close friend. <--- SO MUCH WRONG WITH THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE Leaf: One of Gary's JIZZRAGS Brock: One of Gary's many SQUINTY EYED friends, but has a DEEP RACIAL HATRED OF him AND others. Dawn: One of Gary's newer friends, who seems to BE UNAWARE OF HIS UNBOUNDED POLAMORY WITH MANY POKÉBITCHES Professor Oak: Gary's grandfather. They seem to have THE COFFIN READY FOR HIM Delia Ketchum: For some reason, Gary is friends with Ash's mom. Probably the fact they live in the same town SO THEY CAN FUCK, STUPID.
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