BOSSGODORA

Personality
BOSSGODORA IS BEAUTIFUL AND DARK AND FULL OF TERRIFYING AND STRONG AND POWERFUL AND BURLY AND STRONG ATTITUDE. BOSSGODORA IS DARK AND MENACING AND LIKES TO KILL AND INSULT OTHERS BECAUSE BOSSGODORA IS THE STRONGEST AND SMARTEST AND FASTEST POKEMON AND DOESN'T TAKE ANYTHING FROM ANYBODY UNLESS IT'S PRAISE. WHENEVER BOSSGODORA TAKES A STEP, FLOWERS SPROUT FROM THE GROUND AND THEN BOSSGODORA CRUSHES THEM WITH BOSSGODORA'S POWERFUL MIND. BOSSGODORA'S STARE ALSO CRUSHES ANYTHING LESS STRONG THAN STEEL. BOSSGODORA'S CUP SIZE IS Q! THE POISON TYPE NO LONGER EXISTS OUTSIDE OF BOSSGODORA'S LIVER! WHICH IS INSIDE AGGRON! BOSSGODORA INVENTED THE TIMES TABLE, AND THEN ATE DINNER OFF OF IT!! BOSSGODORA'S FAVORITE FLAVOR OF PIE IS PINKIE!!!!!!!!!!

Hobbies and Activities
BOSSGODORA ENJOYS TEARING POKEMON TO PIECES AND EATING THE REMAINS. THIS IS HOW BOSSGODORA SECURED BOSSGODORA'S CURRENT HOME FROM MEW FIFTY YEARS AGO. BOSSGODORA ALSO ENJOYS INTERPRETIVE DANCE. BOSSGODORA HAS A HEAVY METAL BAND CALLED THE BOSSGODORA BOYS. BOSSGODORA ALWAYS USES SLEEP POWDER ON THE HEMISPHERE WHERE IT IS NIGHT.

Rivalry
BOSSGODORA HAS A LONGSTANDING (SEVERAL DAY LONG) RIVALRY WITH A WEAK AND PUNY aggron THAT BOSSGODORA ONCE MET ON BOSSGODORA'S TRAVELS. THEY HAD A VERY SHORT BATTLE THAT ONLY LASTED TWO DAYS AND THEN BOSSGODORA VANISHED INTO THIN AIR TO CONTEMPLATE BOSSGODORA'S NEXT THREATENING AND SCARY MOVE.

PokeGear
BOSSGODORA WENT THROUGH A TOUGH TIME ONCE WHERE BOSSGODORA STARED TOO LONG AT BOSSGODORA'S POKEGEAR AND CRUSHED IT WITH BOSSGODORA'S STARE! BUT BOSSGODORA AND THE RAINBOW CLOUD ME-UH BOSSGODORA AND BOSSGODORA CAME THROUGH AND FIXED BOSSGODORA'S POKEGEAR WITH RECYCLE! BOSSGODORA'S POKEGEAR IS NOW PROTECTED BY A BARRIER OF LOVE AND FRIENDSHIP AND THUS LESS LIKELY TO BE BROKEN BY BOSSGODORA!

The Internet
BOSSGODORA ONCE WAS ANGRY BECAUSE SOME LAME PUNY UNINFORMED WEBSITE CALLED BULBAPEDIA SAID THAT BOSSGODORA WAS A PUNY aggron AND NOT A BOSSGODORA! SO BOSSGODORA REALIZED THAT THE ONLY LOGICAL COURSE OF ACTION WAS TO UPLOAD BOSSGODORA'S SELF TO THE INTERNET AS DATA AND FIGHT THE ENTIRE INTERNET. IT TOOK BOSSGODORA SOME TIME TO ACCUSTOM BOSSGODORA'S SELF TO TRAVELING THE INTERNET BUT FINALLY BOSSGODORA FIGURED IT OUT WITH SOME LESS THAN HELPFUL ADVICE FROM SOME STUPID PORYGON IN THE ROCK CREW. BOSSGODORA TOOK OVER THE ENTIRE INTERNET, PHYSICALLY PUSHING THE SHARES OF EVERY SINGLE COMPANY TO BOSSGODORA'S INVESTMENT PORTFOLIO, MAKING BOSSGODORA THE OWNER OF %99.9 OF THE WORLD ECONOMY. THE ONLY MISSING PIECE WAS SILPH CO BECAUSE IT TURNS OUT THE OWNER OF SILPH CO IS THE WORLD'S BIGGEST MORON WHO KNOWS LESS ABOUT BUSINESS THAN THE AVERAGE NEWBORN SMOOCHUM WITH BRAIN DAMAGE. THEN BOSSGODORA TOOK ADVANTAGE OF BOSSGODORA'S NEWFOUND STATUS AS AN ECONOMIC POWERHOUSE TO PREVENT THAT aggron FROM PURCHASING SEVERAL SQUARE MILES OF SHAG CARPETING BUT DID NOT REFUND THE aggron. aggron GOT ANGRY AT BOSSGODORA AND DOWNLOADED aggron'S SELF INTO THE INTERNET AS WELL, WHERE THERE WAS ANOTHER SMALL FIGHT THAT TOOK PLACE INSIDE A DIGITAL SUBURBAN AREA WITH GREAT POWER BETWEEN BOSSGODORA AND aggron, LUNATONE AND PORYGON. IN THIS BATTLE, BOSSGODORA ACCIDENTALLY BROKE THE DATA FILE HOLDING THE DATA FOR ALL PORYGONS, MAKING EVERY PORYGON EVER ETHER EVOLVE OR DISINTEGRATE. THERE ARE NOW NO MORE PORYGONS IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE. AT THE END OF THE BATTLE, AGGRON USED BEFRIEND, CONVERTING BOSSGODORA TO A RELATIVELY FRIENDLY MEMBER OF THE ROCK CREW. BOSSGODORA RETURNED ALL OF BOSSGODORA'S COMPANIES EXCEPT FOR AMAZON.COM AND HALF OF DEVON CO, WHICH BOSSGODORA NOW CO-OWNS WITH THAT DAIGO GUY WITH A LONG SURNAME WHO IS A GREAT PARTNER FOR BOSSGODORA. BOSSGODORA CONTINUES TO FOLLOW BULBAPEDIA'S LAME AND UNINTERESTING TWITTER ACCOUNT JUST TO KEEP TABS ON IT. ITS READERSHIP SEEMS TO BE DECLINING SO BOSSGODORA COUNTS THIS ONE AS A WIN.

BOSSGODORA and AGGRON's Friendship
BOSSGODORA AND AGGRON BECAME FRIENDLY RIVALS, EVEN SHARING BOSSGODORA'S CAR, THE VOLKSWAGEN ARCEUS. THEY HAVE HELPED EACH OTHER OUT ON SEVERAL OCCASIONS, THOUGH BOSSGODORA HAS MOSTLY HELPED OUT THE MUCH WEAKER AGGRON.

BOSSGODORA and Machamp's Friendship
BOSSGODORA MET A MACHAMP THROUGH THE ROCK CREW WHO BECAME A GOOD FRIEND OF BOSSGODORA'S. BOSSGODORA AND MACHAMP HAVE TRAVELED THE WORLD TOGETHER, BATTLING GYM LEADERS AND CLEFAIRIES AND OTHER PUNY OPPONENTS. MACHAMP CAN BE KIND OF WIMPY SOMETIMES BUT IS STILL A GOOD FRIEND TO BOSSGODORA, WHICH IS A SURPRISE EVEN TO BOSSGODORA BOSSGODORA'S SELF.

THE GREAT BOSSGODORA INTERNET ART CONTEST
BOSSGODORA HELD AN ART CONTEST FOR ALL OF THE INTERNET TO FLEX THEIR ARTISTIC MUSCLES AND DRAW THE MOST BEAUTIFUL BEING ON THE ENTIRE PLANET! HERE ARE THE GREAT AND POWERFUL AND BEAUTIFUL ENTRIES!!!

The BOSSGODORA Clinic
BOSSGODORA REALIZED ONE DAY THAT BOSSGODORA'S POWERFUL INTELLECT COULD BE PUT TO USE HELPING OTHERS, SO BOSSGODORA ENROLLED IN MEDICAL SCHOOL! THERE, BOSSGODORA LEARNED EVERYTHING ABOUT BEING A DOCTOR IN TWO WEEKS AND GRADUATED A FULL MEDICAL DOCTOR! THEN BOSSGODORA OPENED BOSSGODORA'S OWN CLINIC! IN SPACE! BOSSGODORA HELPS OUT PATIENTS IN THIS CLINIC AND BOSSGODORA HAS ALSO USED BOSSGODORA'S MEDICAL KNOWLEDGE TO HELP OUT DILOS EKANS BACK WHEN THE #ROCKCREW DECLARED WAR ON THE PONY WORLD AND SUBSEQUENTLY THE FOURTH WALL. BOSSGODORA ALSO USED HAIROBLAST AT THIS TIME IN ORDER TO GIVE BOSSGODORA'S SELF A FULL HEAD OF BEAUTIFUL HAIR, SINCE PATIENTS TRUST DOCTORS WITH HAIR MORE THAN DOCTORS WITHOUT HAIR!

BOSSGODORA's Business Dealings with AGGRON
ONE TIME, THAT aggron WAS TURNED INTO DAIGO! WHEN THAT HAPPENED, HE BECAME DEFAULT CO-OWNER OF DEVON, WORKING WITH BOSSGODORA TO RUIN EVERYTHING GOOD BOSSGODORA HAD WORKED SO HARD TO ESTABLISH. aggron STARTED SELLING HALF EATEN DOUGHNUTS AS SMART PHONES AND TRYING TO PUBLISH PHOTOS OF GALVANTULA-RAMPARDOS. BOSSGODORA PUT aggron IN CHARGE OF PUBLIC RELATIONS AND COSTARRED IN THE RADIO PROGRAM, AGGRON RADIO, HOPING TO BANK OFF aggron'S STUPIDITY AND MAKE aggron INTO A BELOVED MASCOT, LIKE THAT KEVIN GUY THAT SONY IS STUCK WITH. ONCE BOSSGODORA AND aggron SUCCESSFULLY WRESTED SILPH CO FROM THE COMPLETELY INEPT AND WORTHLESS GRIP OF @BOXHEADPROD, SILPH'S FORMER "PRESIDENT" WHO WAS "GOOD" AT "BUSINESS", BOSSGODORA GAVE SILPH TO aggron ALONG WITH A COUPLE THOUSAND DOLLARS SO THAT aggron WOULD HAVE NO EXCUSE WHEN IT ENDED IN MISERABLE FAILURE. BOSSGODORA IS NOW THE SOLE OWNER OF DEVON (BESIDES SOME STOCKHOLDERS, OBVIOUSLY) AND PLANS TO STAY THAT WAY!!!!!!!

BOSSGODORA's Evil Team Rokcet
ONE TIME, THE TERRIBLE PUNY STUPID SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG DIDN'T UNDERSTAND HOW TO PROPERLY USE THE POSSESSIVE FORM OF THE WORD "ME", FORCING BOSSGODORA TO SPEND HALF OF BOSSGODORA'S FORTUNE BUYING EVERY MINE IN THE ENTIRE CONTINENT IN ORDER TO OWN THE POWER OF CHAOS! UNFORTUNATELY, THAT DID NOT WORK OUT SINCE SHADOW MEANT THAT THE POWER OF CHAOS WAS ONLY SHADOW'S AND NOT THAT IT WAS ONLY FOUND IN MINES! IN ORDER TO PROTECT BOSSGODORA'S NEWFOUND CRAP FROM DRAGON TYPES, BOSSGODORA BUILT A TOWER OUT OF ICE! AND DECIDED IT COULD USE AN EVIL GROUP TO GO ALONG WITH IT!, SO BOSSGODORA FOUNDED THE GREAT AND POWERFUL AND IMMENSELY EVIL TEAM ROKCET! COMPRISED OF AKU, MR. CRIME, MOJO JOJO, FIDEL CASTFORM, REGIROCK, CYRUS, POISON TYPE, LUDICOLO, GASTON, MACHO MANKEY, NIGHTMARE, AND SHAGOW THE HIGHOG, BOSSGODORA'S EVIL GROUP WILL ONE DAY RULE THE WORLD. OR IT WOULD ONE DAY RULE THE WORLD IF IT WASN'T FOR THE FACT THAT BOSSGODORA ALREADY DOES RULE THE WORLD!

History
BOSSGODORA IS BOSSGODORA, BOSSGODORA THE BOSSGODORA. DITTOS FAINT WHEN THEY ATTEMPT TO USE TRANSFORM ON BOSSGODORA!

Moveset
BOSSGODORA'S MOVESET HAS OVER SIX THOUSAND MOVES WITH UNLIMITED PP. IT INCLUDES BUT IS NOT LIMITED TO: METAL SOUND, SOUL-RIPPING JUDGMENT OF THE EONS, FLING, HEAD SMASH, AGILITY, IRON TAIL, SHADOW BALL, HEAVY BOMBER, SOLARBEAM, SKY UPPERCUT, GRAVITY, GRAVITY BUT BACKWARDS, FORESIGHT, MUD SHOT, VINE WHIP, MACH PUNCH, TELEPORT (#CHAOSCONTROL), FLARE BLITZ, SUPERPOWER, QUICK ATTACK, SWIFT, MIRROR MOVE, CUT, COUNTER, SWORDS DANCE, LEAF BLADE BUT WITH REAL SWORDS, SWAGGER, SUNNY DAY, MILK DRINK, BULLET SEED, DEFOG, GEAR CHANGE, CRUSH WITH BOSSGODORA'S MIND, ABSORB, DRACO METEOR, BUTTERFLY DANCE, PETAL DANCE, LOVELY KISS, SUCKER PUNCH, DETECT, REST, SLEEP TALK, SNORE, FLY, PRESENT, AURA SPHERE, WATERLOG, CAMOUFLAGE, DIVE, THE MOST POWERFUL SURF THAT CAN DESTROY CONTINENTS, COSMIC POWER, SUMMON ANIMA, HEADBUTT, WHIRLPOOL, CREATE POWERFUL CURRENTS WITH MIND, TAILWIND, MOST POWERFUL BUBBLEBEAM EVER CONCEIVED, TAKE DOWN, CLOSE COMBAT INVOLVING KNIVES AND TASERS, POWER WHIP, SPLASH THAT DOES TERRIBLY HORRIBLE DAMAGE, AND GUILLOTINE THAT CAN'T MISS, AND CRABHAMMER WITH A HAMMER MADE FROM ONE HUNDRED PERCENT CRABS, AND OVERHEAT EXCEPT WITHOUT THE DROP IN SPECIAL ATTACK AFTERWARDS, AND SHEER COLD THAT NEVER MISSES, AND CURSE, DOUBLE KICK, HEAL BLOCK, MUDDY WATER, TWISTER, CHARGE, ZAP CANNON THAT NEVER MISSES, GROWL, DARK PULSE, STRING SHOT, POISON STING, SPIDER WEB, KNOCK OFF, CHATTER, VACUUM WAVE, BRAVE BURRED, SUBURPOWER, HARDEN, RAGE, ROCK SLIDE, COPYCAT, MINIMIZE AND THEN REVERSAL TO GROW TO BE EIGHTY FEET TALL, AQUA JET, FLATTER, ANKLE SWEEP, ANCIENTPOWER, MAGMAR STORM, DISABLE, FUTURE SIGHT, TICKLE, AND CONVERSION2, AND THROW PESTERBALL, SEEDOT FLARE, AND BOLT STRIKE AND SEISMIC TOSS THAT RIPS OFF THE OPPONENT'S ARM AND TOSSES JUST IT INSTEAD OF THE OPPONENT'S ENTIRE BODY, MUDKIPPY WATER AND ATTACK ORDER BUT WITH GLITCHES AND POISON, AND ZAPDOS CANNON WHERE ALL THE ZAPDOS ARE USING ROCK SMASH, WEATHER BALL, DELICIOUS GYROS BALL, POISONPOWDER, SPIT UP, DOUBLE EDGE WITH BOTH EDGES POINTING AT THE ENEMY, PSYCHO SHIFT, RELIC SONG, HEAL BLOCK, GASTRO ACID, STORM CATCH, DISCHARGE WHICH IS A MOVE THAT COMPETITIVE PLAYERS LOVE BECAUSE IT HAS A 30% CHANCE OF PARALYZING, DOUBLE HIT, GRAND SLAM BREAKFAST, BE A GOALIE, GUNK SHOT, SAFEGUARD, BONEMERANG, HOMEDOWN, TOUCHRUN, SCORE, TRI ATTACK, BLUE FLARE (BLUFF LAIR), BULLS-EYE, BOCCE, POWER SPLIT, BINGO, AND HEAVY SLAM, HAIROBLAST SKYQUAKE WHICH IS EARTHQUAKE EXCEPT THE EARTH IS THE ONLY THING NOT QUAKING, SCRATCH, V-DESTROY, EXCADRILL PECK, RAIN DANCE, ICICLE SPEAR, STEALTH ROCK, LAGMAR STORM WHICH TURNS MAGMARS INTO SLOWBROS, TRICK ROOM, STRING SHOT THAT MAKES BLACK HOLES, GO BACK TO DAWN OF TIME AND TELL YOUNG BOSSGODORA TO NEVER CREATE THE OPPONENT'S SPECIES, MACH PUNCH TO PUNCH A MACH 6435 JET IN HALF AND USE ITS ENGINE AS A BOXING GLOVE MAKING BOSSGODORA'S FIST FASTER, BEAT UP, HI JUMP KICK, SNATCH, HEAT WAVE FROM EITHER MOUTH OR BUTT, COTTONEE SPORE, SAVAGE WOLF FURY, SECRET SWORD, SAND ATTACK WITH ASBESTOS SAND, ROCK POLISH TO POLISH ALL THE DIAMONDS IN THE CONTINENT INTO DARTS, GRAND FONIC HYMN INTERRUPTED HALFWAY THROUGH BY SUCKERPUNCH, UNIBEAM, STARS AND STRIPES, HEX BOLT, BATARANG, SLASH, TECHNO BLAST FROM APARTMENTS AND HOTEL ROOMS TO MAKE THE OPPONENT'S NEIGHBORS THING THE OPPONENT IS BEING INCONSIDERATE OF THEIR FEELINGS, ATTRACT, REGIFTING PRESENT, SECRET POWER THAT SECRETLY SUMMONS THOUSANDS OF SHADOW WORMS THAT BREATHE FIRE AND ICE, DOOM DESIRE, MIMIC, EXPLOSION BUT BACKWARDS, EAT OPPONENT'S LIVER AS A PATE, GROWTH, UNLEASH A TERRIBLE ZOMBIE VIRUS ON THE OPPONENTS TURNING THEM AND ANYONE THEY WOUND INTO HULKING SHAMBLING UNDEAD, HYPER VOICE, VOLT TACKLE, THUNDERSTORM, ABSORB ALL THE SOUND IN THE WORLD AND THEN UNLEASH IT AS ENERGY, MAXIMIZE, STOMP, STEAMROLLOUT WHICH STEAMROLLS THE OPPONENT FLAT AND MAKES THEM TWICE AS FLAT EACH TURN, MUD WRESTLE, MUD BOMB IN A B52 BOMBER MADE TO FIT BOSSGODORA NO MATTER WHAT BOSSGODORA'S SIZE IS, HAIL MARY, FALSE SWIPE, HEAT CRASH, SUNNY DAY, WATER GUN, SHADOW SNEAK, TRANSFORM INTO SUPER BOSSGADOW, CHAOS BLAST CHAOS BLAST CHAOS BLAST CHAOS BLAST CHAOS BLAST CHAOS BLAST CHA, BEND WIND SPEARS INTO GIANT WIND CAGE, HASTE TO MAKE ALL ETERNITY HAPPEN IN TWO SECONDS, SLOW TO MAKE TWO SECONDS LAST AN ETERNITY, COUNTER TO MAKE KITCHEN COUNTER FOR BAKING THE PIZZA OF YOUR DEMISE, SWALLOW, SILVER WIND, BAKE OPPONENT'S INTERNAL ORGANS ONTO A PIZZA AND THEN TRICK THEM INTO EATING IT WITHOUT THEIR NOTICING, HEART SWAP SWAP, SPACEY DAY WHICH SUMMONS EIGHT MICHAEL JORDANS (CIRCA 1996) WHO CHALLENGE OPPONENTS TO A SLAM JAM, ASSIST, TWINEEDLE, TRICK ROOM TO TRICK THE ROOM INTO BEING SOMETHING ELSE, DOUBLE HIT, SLEEP TALK TO CREATE NEW DREAMS AND ASPIRATIONS WHICH TAKE PHYSICAL DEMONIC FORM AND RAMPAGE, ATTACK TO FILM A CLASSIC WWII MOVIE FROM THE 1950S AND ALSO ATTACK, TRINITY LIMIT, MIRACLE EYE, SAND ATTACK, SUMMON THOUSANDS OF CELTIC WARRIOR POWER TRICK SHUCKLES THAT ARE BERSERKED AND READY TO DIE, DROP THE TYRANNICAL FLOATING ISLAND OF LAPUTA ON THE HEAD OF THE OPPONENT, SUMMON MORAY EELS OF THE GYMNOTHORAX MARGARITOPHORUS SPECIES, CONQUER N A WAY THAT IS SIMILAR TO HOW THE SPANISH CONQUERED THE NEW WORLD IN THE 1500S, BOSSGODORA RECREATE THE 4TH LEGISLATIVE ASSEMBLY OF ONTARIO THEN MIND CONTROL THEM, MAKE OPPONENT SO BLIND THAT HE'D BE BETTER OFF WRITING SIMON HAYHOE'S ARTS, CULTURE AND BLINDNESS, DROP OPPONENT IN THE KOW SWAMP LOCATED IN SOUTHEASTERN AUSTRALIA IN VICTORIA, GO BACK IN TIME AND REWRITE THE ESTATE OF HUGH NAISH ACT OF 1737 TO BAN OPPONENT FROM GREAT BRITAIN, CAUSE ALZHEIMER'S JUST LIKE IN FORMER FOOTBALL PLAYER JOHN PETITBON WHICH IS TOO SOON TO BE FUNNY, MAKE OPPONENT INTO PRESERVES AND BEGIN CANNING WHICH INCIDENTALLY IS THE LOCAL GOVERNMENT AREA OF LYNWOOD AUSTRALIA, SUMMON ARMY OF FORMER PRETTY MUCH GREATEST COUNTRY EVER OF PRUSSIA, SING THE SONG 99 RED BALLOONS WHILE THROWING 99 SELF DESTRUCTING VOLTORBS, PILOT AIRPLANE ALONGSIDE AL WHITE PILOTING AIRPLANE 2 THE SEQUEL AND THEN SLAM PLANES INTO OPPONENT, TEAM UP WITH THE PENNSYLVANIA STATE NITTANY LION, CLASH TOGETHER BOSSGODORA'S WINGS LIKE THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL SHOW, CHANGE TYPE BY PLAYING INTERNATIONAL FOOTBALL AGAINST YANG XU CHINESE FOOTBALL PLAYER, AGILITY TO MAKE BOSSGODORA EVEN FASTER THAN THE FAMOUS RACEHORSE LIFE'S MAGIC, FUCK THEM UP ALONGSIDE FUCKED UP WHICH IS A CANADIAN HARDCORE PUNK BAND, HEAL PULSE SO STRONG IT ALSO RESURRECTS MARY MILLAR WHO STARRED IN KEEPING UP APPEARANCES, BUFFALOUNT BUFFALOUNT BUFFALO BUFFALOUNT BUFFALOUNT BUFFALOUNT BUFFALO BUFFALOUNT, ESCAPE ON A CANOE BUILT OUT OF EVERY COPY OF ANNE OF INGLESIDE THE SIXTH BOOK IN THE ANNE OF GREEN GABLES SERIES, LIGHT THE DARKNESS WITH ENLIGHTENING INFORMATION FROM BOSSGODORA'S BULLY PULPIT, RAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGH FUSION FLARE!!!.

BOSSGODORA ALSO HAS TWO HUNDRED ABILITIES WITH FIFTEEN ACTIVE AT ANY GIVEN TIME. THEY INCLUDE BUT ARE NOT LIMITED TO: ROCK HEAD, STURDY, HEAVY METAL, SOUNDPROOF, SOLAR POWER, MAGNET PULL, REVERSE MAGNET PULL, AND EFFECT SPORE, AND LIMBER, HYDRATION, LEAF GUARD, AIR LOCK, LIQUID OOZE, AND HONEY GATHER, AND DROUGHT.

CHARIZARDS BREATHE FIRE BUT BOSSGODORA BREATHES CHARIZARDS!