Shiny Alakazam

Moves

 * Psychic
 * Attract
 * Signal Beam
 * Calm Mind

About Chai
Chai is a pretentious, superficial, patronizing drama queen who appears to be in a constant personal battle with herself over her height, which is a miserable 3'5, or 3' with ears folded down. She is also incredibly vain, going on about the beauty she quite frankly does not have. She does have a sensitive side, however and it shows when those she decides that she likes end up in a spot of trouble. Most of the time, she just ends up talking about herself as usual. Though not known for her (dreadful) sense of humor, she does have one - or at least, traces of one. Also notable are her near-nonexistant morals. Her promiscuity is a subject of many jokes among her peers. Surprisingly enough, she does not seem to be offended by such comments - in fact, she relishes the attention. Chai was born in a breeding center to a Volbeat and an imported Abra in south-east Kanto. As she was shiny, the breeder decided to take her home with her rather than to leave her at the ranch. She lived in her mistress' apartment where in the four years she had lived in it, she hardly saw it for she spent most of her time either participating in contests or being trained for battle. This continued even after her evolution into Kadabra, though shortly after that she was traded to her current trainer for a Gardevoir. Once the trade was completed, she evolved into the shallow idiot we know today. While she misses her old mistress, she prefers Cedric's company. Chai and her trainer once lived in Sinnoh's Hearthome City, but had been forced to move after their house had been destroyed during an epic battle involving Cedric's girlfriend at the time and some of Chai's Twitter friends. More recently, Chai and her trainer have relocated to Kanto's Saffron City, as they had been chased out of Sinnoh by laws regarding the care of Pokemon. Chai wishes to get back into the contest and pageant scene, though due to her awkward proportions, her dancing now (at least according to Chai herself) resembles the dying twitches of a deformed Magnemite.

Likes

 * Poffins
 * Sweets
 * Fashion
 * Contests
 * Being perverted
 * Playing mind games
 * Sleeping
 * Mating
 * Dolls
 * Cuddles
 * Grooming herself

Dislikes

 * People and Pokemon who discriminate against others
 * Being rejected
 * Being inside her pokeball
 * Sour food
 * Sudoku
 * Chess
 * Puzzles
 * When others doubt her intelligence
 * Her lack of a photographic memory
 * Tuesdays
 * Wednesdays
 * Weekdays in general
 * Nasty comments about her moustache

Family
The closest thing to family that she really has is her trainer, who, while strict, apparently spoils her. She refers to him as 'Master' and obeys his commands most of the time, though she may attack him when he does something she does not approve of. She has only met her father once and hasn't seen her mother since she was a week-old Abra. Chai has no siblings, since the breeder whose Pokemon produced her did not want to push her luck with that particular pair. Her trainer's other Pokemon include a Skuntank, Hypno, Torterra, Goldeen and Turtwig.

Mates
None currently, though she has had a number of one-night stands and a near endless list of ex-mates. The most recent was AwesomeAmbipom, who she had ever so classily dumped over Twitter, despite them both being in the same city at the time. It is very rare that Chai would be the one to break off a relationship, though for some odd reason she felt that it wasn't going to work. Chai is enjoying her single status for the time being, for the status suits someone as promiscuous as she is.

Friends
She has quite a few, but no-one's really bothered to ask her about them.

Enemies
Jessica, her trainer's ex-girlfriend. Her trainer's Skuntank. Her trainer's Hypno. Just about anyone else with views of which she does not approve.

Current Issues
Chai and her trainer are currently on the run from the Sinnoh Society for the Protection and Care of Pokemon as both Pokemon and trainer have been classed as 'high risk' for reasons which aren't quite clear. They have fled the region and are currently staying in Kanto's Saffron City, whose gym was then promptly TP'd by Chai and Croconaw. The pranksters made their escape with AwesomeAmbipom and have not yet been attached to the crime as Pokemon are rarely suspected for those sorts of things. Her trainer's Turtwig has been taken in by the Wong family - close friends of Cedric and his sister - as Cedric was not present himself to take her back from the Floaroma Town Pokemon Centre.