Squirt

I'm that Blastoise that you know. Your favorite one. Don't bother denying it. My keen sense of cool helps me to be the most awesome Pokemon ever. Okay, now that that's out of the way, let me be serious. Yeah serious. I can do that! I used to be a Squirtle that worked for a certain SlowKing, but I got fired almost as soon as I became a Wartortle. When I was living with my dad, he wasn't that much of a part in my life. Why? He was always lazy and never really showed to much interest in me. Also, recently I found out he's a Venusaur. Yeah I'm adopted. Go figure. I decided to be A SUPER GIANT REBEL to him and was adopted by Ernest the Slowbro. Recently I became one of the leaders for a new anti-criminal group named Team Swift. Essentially, think Team Rocket, but it will offer the opposite. Yeah. Good connection. My personality? Blah blah mostly rude and silly blah blah can be kind when needed blah blah good friend blah blah yeah we get it. Evolved into Blastoise, and then laughs ensue as I attempt to perform daily tasks with a bulkier body and less precise motor skills.