Haunter

I'm everywhere. I love paper, potatoes, PIZZA, bacon, and Buizels for making me pizza. Pichu is my best friend, and Linoone is sometimes my roommate when he's not running everywhere forever. Geodude and I don't get along too well, but Croconaw is freaking sweet.

Every trainer who has ever tried to catch me ever has DIED. Well not quite, but certainly been put to sleep and had his/her dreams EATEN. Nom noms.