BOSSGODORA

Personality
BOSSGODORA IS BEAUTIFUL AND DARK AND FULL OF TERRIFYING AND STRONG AND POWERFUL AND BURLY AND STRONG ATTITUDE. BOSSGODORA IS DARK AND MENACING AND LIKES TO KILL AND INSULT OTHERS BECAUSE BOSSGODORA IS THE STRONGEST AND SMARTEST AND FASTEST POKEMON AND DOESN'T TAKE ANYTHING FROM ANYBODY UNLESS IT'S PRAISE. WHENEVER BOSSGODORA TAKES A STEP, FLOWERS SPROUT FROM THE GROUND AND THEN BOSSGODORA CRUSHES THEM WITH BOSSGODORA'S POWERFUL MIND. BOSSGODORA'S STARE ALSO CRUSHES ANYTHING LESS STRONG THAN STEEL.

Hobbies and Activities
BOSSGODORA ENJOYS TEARING POKEMON TO PIECES AND EATING THE REMAINS. THIS IS HOW BOSSGODORA SECURED BOSSGODORA'S CURRENT HOME FROM MEW FIFTY YEARS AGO. BOSSGODORA ALSO ENJOYS INTERPRETIVE DANCE.

Rivalry
BOSSGODORA HAS A LONGSTANDING (SEVERAL DAY LONG) RIVALRY WITH A WEAK AND PUNY aggron THAT BOSSGODORA ONCE MET ON BOSSGODORA'S TRAVELS. THEY HAD A VERY SHORT BATTLE THAT ONLY LASTED TWO DAYS AND THEN BOSSGODORA VANISHED INTO THIN AIR TO CONTEMPLATE BOSSGODORA'S NEXT THREATENING AND SCARY MOVE.

PokeGear
BOSSGODORA WENT THROUGH A TOUGH TIME ONCE WHERE BOSSGODORA STARED TOO LONG AT BOSSGODORA'S POKEGEAR AND CRUSHED IT WITH BOSSGODORA'S STARE! BUT BOSSGODORA AND THE RAINBOW CLOUD ME-UH BOSSGODORA AND BOSSGODORA CAME THROUGH AND FIXED BOSSGODORA'S POKEGEAR WITH RECYCLE! BOSSGODORA'S POKEGEAR IS NOW PROTECTED BY A BARRIER OF LOVE AND FRIENDSHIP AND THUS LESS LIKELY TO BE BROKEN BY BOSSGODORA!

The Internet
BOSSGODORA ONCE WAS ANGRY BECAUSE SOME LAME PUNY UNINFORMED WEBSITE CALLED BULBAPEDIA SAID THAT BOSSGODORA WAS A PUNY aggron AND NOT A BOSSGODORA! SO BOSSGODORA REALIZED THAT THE ONLY LOGICAL COURSE OF ACTION WAS TO UPLOAD BOSSGODORA'S SELF TO THE INTERNET AS DATA AND FIGHT THE ENTIRE INTERNET. IT TOOK BOSSGODORA SOME TIME TO ACCUSTOM BOSSGODORA'S SELF TO TRAVELING THE INTERNET BUT FINALLY BOSSGODORA FIGURED IT OUT WITH SOME LESS THAN HELPFUL ADVICE FROM SOME STUPID PORYGON IN THE ROCK CREW. BOSSGODORA TOOK OVER THE ENTIRE INTERNET, PHYSICALLY PUSHING THE SHARES OF EVERY SINGLE COMPANY TO BOSSGODORA'S INVESTMENT PORTFOLIO, MAKING BOSSGODORA THE OWNER OF %99.9 OF THE WORLD ECONOMY. THE ONLY MISSING PIECE WAS SILPH CO BECAUSE IT TURNS OUT THE OWNER OF SILPH CO IS THE WORLD'S BIGGEST MORON WHO KNOWS LESS ABOUT BUSINESS THAN THE AVERAGE NEWBORN SMOOCHUM WITH BRAIN DAMAGE. THEN BOSSGODORA TOOK ADVANTAGE OF BOSSGODORA'S NEWFOUND STATUS AS AN ECONOMIC POWERHOUSE TO PREVENT THAT aggron FROM PURCHASING SEVERAL SQUARE MILES OF SHAG CARPETING BUT DID NOT REFUND THE aggron. aggron GOT ANGRY AT BOSSGODORA AND DOWNLOADED aggron'S SELF INTO THE INTERNET AS WELL, WHERE THERE WAS ANOTHER SMALL FIGHT THAT TOOK PLACE INSIDE A DIGITAL SUBURBAN AREA WITH GREAT POWER BETWEEN BOSSGODORA AND aggron, LUNATONE AND PORYGON. IN THIS BATTLE, BOSSGODORA ACCIDENTALLY BROKE THE DATA FILE HOLDING THE DATA FOR ALL PORYGONS, MAKING EVERY PORYGON EVER ETHER EVOLVE OR DISINTEGRATE. THERE ARE NOW NO MORE PORYGONS IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE. AT THE END OF THE BATTLE, AGGRON USED BEFRIEND, CONVERTING BOSSGODORA TO A RELATIVELY FRIENDLY MEMBER OF THE ROCK CREW. BOSSGODORA RETURNED ALL OF BOSSGODORA'S COMPANIES EXCEPT FOR AMAZON.COM AND HALF OF DEVON CO, WHICH BOSSGODORA NOW CO-OWNS WITH THAT DAIGO GUY WITH A LONG SURNAME WHO IS A GREAT PARTNER FOR BOSSGODORA. BOSSGODORA CONTINUES TO FOLLOW BULBAPEDIA'S LAME AND UNINTERESTING TWITTER ACCOUNT JUST TO KEEP TABS ON IT. ITS READERSHIP SEEMS TO BE DECLINING SO BOSSGODORA COUNTS THIS ONE AS A WIN.

BOSSGODORA and AGGRON's Friendship
BOSSGODORA AND AGGRON BECAME FRIENDLY RIVALS, EVEN SHARING BOSSGODORA'S CAR, THE VOLKSWAGEN ARCEUS. THEY HAVE HELPED EACH OTHER OUT ON SEVERAL OCCASIONS, THOUGH BOSSGODORA HAS MOSTLY HELPED OUT THE MUCH WEAKER AGGRON.

BOSSGODORA and Machamp's Friendship
BOSSGODORA MET A MACHAMP THROUGH THE ROCK CREW WHO BECAME A GOOD FRIEND OF BOSSGODORA'S. BOSSGODORA AND MACHAMP HAVE TRAVELED THE WORLD TOGETHER, BATTLING GYM LEADERS AND CLEFAIRIES AND OTHER PUNY OPPONENTS. MACHAMP CAN BE KIND OF WIMPY SOMETIMES BUT IS STILL A GOOD FRIEND TO BOSSGODORA, WHICH IS A SURPRISE EVEN TO BOSSGODORA BOSSGODORA'S SELF.

History
BOSSGODORA IS BOSSGODORA, BOSSGODORA THE BOSSGODORA.

Moveset
BOSSGODORA'S MOVESET HAS OVER SIX THOUSAND MOVES WITH UNLIMITED PP. IT INCLUDES BUT IS NOT LIMITED TO: METAL SOUND, FLING, HEAD SMASH, AGILITY, IRON TAIL, SHADOW BALL, HEAVY BOMBER, SOLARBEAM, SKY UPPERCUT, GRAVITY, GRAVITY BUT BACKWARDS, FORESIGHT, MUD SHOT, VINE WHIP, MACH PUNCH, TELEPORT (#CHAOSCONTROL), FLARE BLITZ, SUPERPOWER, QUICK ATTACK, SWIFT, MIRROR MOVE, CUT, COUNTER, SWORDS DANCE, LEAF BLADE BUT WITH REAL SWORDS, SWAGGER, SUNNY DAY, MILK DRINK, BULLET SEED, DEFOG, GEAR CHANGE, CRUSH WITH BOSSGODORA'S MIND, ABSORB, DRACO METEOR, BUTTERFLY DANCE, PETAL DANCE, LOVELY KISS, SUCKER PUNCH, DETECT, REST, SLEEP TALK, SNORE, FLY, PRESENT, AURA SPHERE, WATERLOG, CAMOUFLAGE, DIVE, THE MOST POWERFUL SURF THAT CAN DESTROY CONTINENTS, COSMIC POWER, SUMMON ANIMA, HEADBUTT, WHIRLPOOL, CREATE POWERFUL CURRENTS WITH MIND, TAILWIND, MOST POWERFUL BUBBLEBEAM EVER CONCEIVED, TAKE DOWN, CLOSE COMBAT INVOLVING KNIVES AND TASERS, POWER WHIP, SPLASH THAT DOES TERRIBLY HORRIBLE DAMAGE, AND GUILLOTINE THAT CAN'T MISS, AND CRABHAMMER WITH A HAMMER MADE FROM ONE HUNDRED PERCENT CRABS, AND OVERHEAT EXCEPT WITHOUT THE DROP IN SPECIAL ATTACK AFTERWARDS, AND SHEER COLD THAT NEVER MISSES, AND CURSE, DOUBLE KICK, HEAL BLOCK, MUDDY WATER, TWISTER, CHARGE, ZAP CANNON THAT NEVER MISSES, GROWL, DARK PULSE, STRING SHOT, POISON STING, SPIDER WEB, KNOCK OFF, CHATTER, VACUUM WAVE, BRAVE BURRED, SUBURPOWER, HARDEN, RAGE, ROCK SLIDE, COPYCAT, MINIMIZE AND THEN REVERSAL TO GROW TO BE EIGHTY FEET TALL, AQUA JET, FLATTER, ANKLE SWEEP, ANCIENTPOWER, MAGMAR STORM, DISABLE, FUTURE SIGHT, TICKLE, AND CONVERSION2, AND THROW PESTERBALL, SEEDOT FLARE, AND BOLT STRIKE AND SEISMIC TOSS THAT RIPS OFF THE OPPONENT'S ARM AND TOSSES JUST IT INSTEAD OF THE OPPONENT'S ENTIRE BODY, MUDKIPPY WATER AND ATTACK ORDER BUT WITH GLITCHES AND POISON.

BOSSGODORA ALSO HAS TWO HUNDRED ABILITIES WITH FIFTEEN ACTIVE AT ANY GIVEN TIME. THEY INCLUDE BUT ARE NOT LIMITED TO: ROCK HEAD, STURDY, HEAVY METAL, SOUNDPROOF, SOLAR POWER, MAGNET PULL, REVERSE MAGNET PULL, AND EFFECT SPORE, AND LIMBER, HYDRATION, LEAF GUARD, AIR LOCK, LIQUID OOZE, AND HONEY GATHER, AND DROUGHT.

CHARIZARDS BREATHE FIRE BUT BOSSGODORA BREATHES CHARIZARDS!