Shiny Umbreon

The newbie, the noob, however you want to put it.

Basic History
Once a Human named Sam, somebody screwed with his DNA and made him a Gallade. He later wanted to be an Umbreon, so one of his friends messed with his DNA (again) and made him so. A shiny one, at that.

Shortly after, he and his friend's Espeon fell in love and kinda... yeah...

He then decided to go for the name Shade because it was fitting and stuff.

Likes

 * Despite the fact he's a Pokémon, Shade enjoys the things he did as a human, such as gaming and reading. Yet he's far less efficient at both since he lacks thumbs now.
 * He obviously likes being in the prescence (and more ;P) of his mate
 * FOODFOODFOODFOOD
 * Sleeping
 * Watching TV

Dislikes

 * Being told what to do, another of his human traits
 * Being yelled at
 * His current situation (see below)

The current situation
Well, after the 'events' mentioned above, Shade is currently worried about the fact that he's going to be a father. Bleh. x[

It all started with...

Actually, some things are better left unsaid.

Stats

 * Height: 3'03
 * Weight: 59.5 lbs
 * Nature: Hardy / Jolly (Debatable)
 * Ability: Sychronize

Moves
Psychic: Used for carrying things and manipulating humans' bodies into amusing poses for lulz.

Iron Tail: Shade's preferred move in battle, but he hasn't exactly mastered it.

Toxic: Never used, but Shade knows he knows it because he often feels like he's swallowed poison. It ain't nice D=

Dark Pulse: Shade's only Dark type move. He's perfected it, but rarely feels up to using it.

Family
Mother: Unknown

Father: Unknown

Siblings: None

Mate: Paula the Espeon