BOSSGODORA

Personality
BOSSGODORA IS BEAUTIFUL AND DARK AND FULL OF TERRIFYING AND STRONG AND POWERFUL AND BURLY AND STRONG ATTITUDE. BOSSGODORA IS DARK AND MENACING AND LIKES TO KILL AND INSULT OTHERS BECAUSE BOSSGODORA IS THE STRONGEST AND SMARTEST AND FASTEST POKEMON AND DOESN'T TAKE ANYTHING FROM ANYBODY UNLESS IT'S PRAISE. WHENEVER BOSSGODORA TAKES A STEP, FLOWERS SPROUT FROM THE GROUND AND THEN BOSSGODORA CRUSHES THEM WITH BOSSGODORA'S POWERFUL MIND. BOSSGODORA'S STARE ALSO CRUSHES ANYTHING LESS STRONG THAN STEEL.

Hobbies and Activities
BOSSGODORA ENJOYS TEARING POKEMON TO PIECES AND EATING THE REMAINS. THIS IS HOW BOSSGODORA SECURED BOSSGODORA'S CURRENT HOME FROM MEW FIFTY YEARS AGO. BOSSGODORA ALSO ENJOYS INTERPRETIVE DANCE.

Rivalry
BOSSGODORA HAS A LONGSTANDING (SEVERAL DAY LONG) RIVALRY WITH A WEAK AND PUNY aggron THAT BOSSGODORA ONCE MET ON BOSSGODORA'S TRAVELS. THEY HAD A VERY SHORT BATTLE THAT ONLY LASTED TWO DAYS AND THEN BOSSGODORA VANISHED INTO THIN AIR TO CONTEMPLATE BOSSGODORA'S NEXT THREATENING AND SCARY MOVE.

PokeGear
BOSSGODORA WENT THROUGH A TOUGH TIME RECENTLY WHERE BOSSGODORA STARED TOO LONG AT BOSSGODORA'S POKEGEAR AND CRUSHED IT WITH BOSSGODORA'S STARE! BUT BOSSGODORA AND THE RAINBOW CLOUD ME-UH BOSSGODORA AND BOSSGODORA CAME THROUGH AND FIXED BOSSGODORA'S POKEGEAR WITH RECYCLE! BOSSGODORA'S POKEGEAR IS NOW PROTECTED BY A BARRIER OF LOVE AND FRIENDSHIP AND THUS LESS LIKELY TO BE BROKEN BY BOSSGODORA!

History
BOSSGODORA IS BOSSGODORA, BOSSGODORA THE BOSSGODORA.

Moveset
BOSSGODORA'S MOVESET HAS OVER SIX THOUSAND MOVES WITH UNLIMITED PP. IT INCLUDES BUT IS NOT LIMITED TO: METAL SOUND, FLING, HEAD SMASH, AGILITY, IRON TAIL, SHADOW BALL, HEAVY BOMBER, SOLARBEAM, SKY UPPERCUT, GRAVITY, GRAVITY BUT BACKWARDS, FORESIGHT, MUD SHOT, VINE WHIP, MACH PUNCH, TELEPORT (#CHAOSCONTROL), FLARE BLITZ, SUPERPOWER, QUICK ATTACK, SWIFT, MIRROR MOVE, CUT, COUNTER, SWORDS DANCE, LEAF BLADE BUT WITH REAL SWORDS, SWAGGER, SUNNY DAY, MILK DRINK, BULLET SEED, DEFOG, GEAR CHANGE, CRUSH WITH BOSSGODORA'S MIND, ABSORB, DRACO METEOR, BUTTERFLY DANCE, PETAL DANCE, LOVELY KISS, SUCKER PUNCH, DETECT, REST, SLEEP TALK, SNORE, FLY, PRESENT, AURA SPHERE, WATERLOG, CAMOUFLAGE, DIVE, THE MOST POWERFUL SURF THAT CAN DESTROY CONTINENTS, COSMIC POWER, SUMMON ANIMA, HEADBUTT, WHIRLPOOL, CREATE POWERFUL CURRENTS WITH MIND, TAILWIND, MOST POWERFUL BUBBLEBEAM EVER CONCEIVED, TAKE DOWN, CLOSE COMBAT INVOLVING KNIVES AND TASERS, POWER WHIP, SPLASH THAT DOES TERRIBLY HORRIBLE DAMAGE, AND GUILLOTINE THAT CAN'T MISS, AND CRABHAMMER WITH A HAMMER MADE FROM ONE HUNDRED PERCENT CRABS, AND OVERHEAT EXCEPT WITHOUT THE DROP IN SPECIAL ATTACK AFTERWARDS. BOSSGODORA ALSO HAS TWO HUNDRED ABILITIES WITH FIFTEEN ACTIVE AT ANY GIVEN TIME. THEY INCLUDE BUT ARE NOT LIMITED TO: ROCK HEAD, STURDY, HEAVY METAL, SOUNDPROOF, SOLAR POWER, MAGNET PULL, REVERSE MAGNET PULL, AND EFFECT SPORE, AND LIMBER.