BOSSGODORA

Personality
BOSSGODORA IS BEAUTIFUL AND DARK AND FULL OF TERRIFYING AND STRONG AND POWERFUL AND BURLY AND STRONG ATTITUDE. BOSSGODORA IS DARK AND MENACING AND LIKES TO KILL AND INSULT OTHERS BECAUSE BOSSGODORA IS THE STRONGEST AND SMARTEST AND FASTEST POKEMON AND DOESN'T TAKE ANYTHING FROM ANYBODY UNLESS IT'S PRAISE.

Hobbies and Activities
BOSSGODORA ENJOYS TEARING POKEMON TO PIECES AND EATING THE REMAINS. THIS IS HOW BOSSGODORA SECURED BOSSGODORA'S CURRENT HOME FROM MEW FIFTY YEARS AGO. BOSSGODORA ALSO ENJOYS INTERPRETIVE DANCE.

Rivalry
BOSSGODORA HAS A LONGSTANDING (SEVERAL DAY LONG) RIVALRY WITH A WEAK AND PUNY aggron THAT BOSSGODORA ONCE MET ON BOSSGODORA'S TRAVELS. THEY HAD A VERY SHORT BATTLE THAT ONLY LASTED TWO DAYS AND THEN BOSSGODORA VANISHED INTO THIN AIR TO CONTEMPLATE BOSSGODORA'S NEXT THREATENING AND SCARY MOVE.

History
BOSSGODORA IS BOSSGODORA, BOSSGODORA THE BOSSGODORA. BOSSGODORA WAS THE FIRST POKEMON EVER AND THEN BOSSGODORA HAD RAUNCHY POKEMON SEX WITH THE UNIVERSE AND CREATED THE REST.

Moveset
BOSSGODORA'S MOVESET HAS OVER SIX THOUSAND MOVES. IT INCLUDES BUT IS NOT LIMITED TO: METAL SOUND, FLING, HEAD SMASH, AGILITY, IRON TAIL, SHADOW BALL, HEAVY BOMBER, SOLARBEAM, SKY UPPERCUT, GRAVITY, GRAVITY BUT BACKWARDS, FORESIGHT, MUD SHOT, VINE WHIP, MACH PUNCH, TELEPORT (#CHAOSCONTROL), FLARE BLITZ, SUPERPOWER, QUICK ATTACK, SWIFT, MIRROR MOVE, CUT, COUNTER, SWORDS DANCE, LEAF BLADE BUT WITH REAL SWORDS, SWAGGER, SUNNY DAY, MILK DRINK, BULLET SEED, DEFOG, GEAR CHANGE, CRUSH WITH BOSSGODORA'S MIND, ABSORB, DRACO METEOR, BUTTERFLY DANCE, PETAL DANCE, LOVELY KISS, SUCKER PUNCH, DETECT, REST, SLEEP TALK, SNORE, FLY, PRESENT, AURA SPHERE, WATERLOG, CAMOUFLAGE, DIVE, THE MOST POWERFUL SURF THAT CAN DESTROY CONTINENTS, COSMIC POWER, SUMMON ANIMA, HEADBUTT, WHIRLPOOL, CREATE POWERFUL CURRENTS WITH MIND, TAILWIND, MOST POWERFUL BUBBLEBEAM EVER CONCEIVED, TAKE DOWN, CLOSE COMBAT INVOLVING KNIVES AND TASERS, AND POWER WHIP. BOSSGODORAS ABILITIES INCLUDE BUT ARE NOT LIMITED TO: ROCK HEAD, STURDY, HEAVY METAL, SOUNDPROOF, SOLAR POWER, MAGNET PULL, REVERSE MAGNET PULL, AND EFFECT SPORE.