Shiny Alakazam

Moves

 * Psychic
 * Attract
 * Signal Beam
 * Calm Mind

Bio
Alakazam is a pretentious, superficial, patronizing drama queen who appears to be in a constant personal battle with herself over her height, which is a miserable 3'5, or 3' with ears folded down. She is also incredibly vain, going on about the beauty she quite frankly does not have. She does have a sensitive side, however and it shows when those she decides that she likes end up in a spot of trouble. Most of the time, she just ends up talking about herself as usual. Though not known for her (dreadful) sense of humor, she does have one - or at least, traces of one. Also notable are her near-nonexistant morals. Her promiscuity is a subject of many jokes among her peers. Surprisingly enough, she does not seem to be offended by such comments - in fact, she relishes the attention. She was born in a breeding center to a Volbeat and an imported Abra in south-east Kanto. As she was shiny, the breeder decided to take her home with her rather than to leave her at the ranch. She lived in her mistress' apartment where in the four years she had lived in it, she hardly saw it for she spent most of her time either participating in contests or being trained for battle. This continued even after her evolution into Kadabra, though shortly after that she was traded to her current master for a Gardevoir. Once the trade was completed, she evolved into the shallow idiot we know today. While she misses her old mistress, she prefers the company of her new master. Alakazam and her Master once lived in Sinnoh's Hearthome City, but had been forced to move after their house had been destroyed during an epic battle involving her master's girlfriend at the time and some of her Twitter friends. Alakazam wishes to get back into the contest and pageant scene, though due to her awkward proportions, her dancing now (at least according to Alakazam herself) resembles the dying twitches of a deformed Magnemite.

Family
The closest thing to family that Alakazam really has is her trainer, who, while strict, apparently spoils her. She refers to him as 'Master' and obeys his commands most of the time, though she may attack him when he does something she does not approve of. She has only met her father once and hasn't seen her mother since she was a week-old Abra. Alakazam has no siblings, since the breeder whose Pokemon produced her did not want to push her luck with that particular pair. Her trainer's other Pokemon include a Skuntank, Hypno, Torterra, Goldeen and Turtwig.

Mates
AwesomeAmbipom She has also had a number of one-night stands and a near endless list of ex-mates.

Friends
She has quite a few, but no-one's really bothered to ask her about them.

Enemies
Jessica, her trainer's ex-girlfriend. Her trainer's Skuntank. Her trainer's Hypno. Just about anyone else with views of which she does not approve.

Current Issues
The Turtwig daughter of her trainer's Torterra is currently in a stable condition on life support in the Floaroma Town Pokemon Center due to injuries sustained when a certain Lopunny attacked her.