Shiny Claydol

I sad confused Pokemon who was born in a world he didn't understand, passed out in a world he didn't understand, and woke up in a world he didn't understand 20,000 years later.

History
About 20,000 years ago I woke up and there were these crazy ancient people chanting and running around me. I was quite confused by their actions, and since i didn't understand the song and dance they were performing for me I randomly teleported, not caring where I might end up.

I soon ended up in a cave, in which resided this crazy Aerodactyl who offered me some pills to "help me think better". So, not yet understanding the concept of not talking or taking things from strangers, I gladly took the pills, even the entire bottle. Soon after, my world became a blur of flashing Porygons, seizuring Pikachus, and a slightly distraught purple Dragonite using "Dragon Rave" a modified version of "Dragon Rage".

After waking up with a horrible headache I stretched my mind across the land and found that 20,000 years had passed since that day. Stretching my mind further I found a strange website called "Twitter" in which one documents their lives, however pointless they may be. I am now on the hunt to find out what I am and what my destiny is, using Twitter to document my journey.