Shiny Alakazam

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Chai T. Noh (Alakazam♀)
ShinyAlakazam.png
"The correct term is whiskers. Stop calling them a moustache."
Species Alakazam
Age 5 years
Level 67
Types Psychic-type.png
Gender Female
Home Saffron City
Trainer Cedric Noh
Carrying SPOONS
Nature Hasty



Recent Tweets

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Moves

  • Psychic
  • Attract
  • Signal Beam
  • Calm Mind

About Chai

Superficial, pretentious and promiscuous, Chai is an insufferable individual who'd talk your ear off about how much better than you she perceives herself to be. Of course, she'd do this via backhanded compliments and other subtle methods. Her methods of socialisation may lead some to believe that she's a kindhearted Pokemon, which she is, though not to as great a degree as others tend to think.
Chai is fiercely loyal to her trainer, but complains about him more than she should.

Likes

  • Poffins
  • Sweets
  • Fashion
  • Contests
  • Laughing at others' misfortune
  • Being perverted
  • Playing mind games
  • Sleeping
  • Mating
  • Dolls
  • Cuddles
  • Grooming herself
  • Attacking the postman

Dislikes

  • People and Pokemon who discriminate against others
  • Being rejected
  • Being inside her pokeball
  • Sour food
  • Sudoku
  • Chess
  • Puzzles
  • When others doubt her intelligence
  • Her lack of a photographic memory
  • Tuesdays
  • Wednesdays
  • Weekdays in general
  • Nasty comments about her mustache
  • Being upstaged


Family

The closest thing to family that she really has is her trainer, who, while strict, apparently spoils her. She refers to him as 'Master' and obeys his commands most of the time, though she may attack him when he does something she does not approve of.
She has only met her father(who turned out to be a Volbeat) once and hasn't seen her mother since she was a baby Abra.
Chai has no siblings, since her mother was given to a training facility and her father put in storage shortly after she was born.
Her trainer's other Pokemon include a Skuntank, Hypno, Torterra, Goldeen and Chansey.


Mates

None currently, though she has had a number of one-night stands and a near endless list of ex-mates. The most recent was AwesomeAmbipom, who she had ever so classily dumped over Twitter, despite them both being in the same city at the time. It is very rare that Chai would be the one to break off a relationship, though for some odd reason she felt that it wasn't going to work.
Chai is enjoying her single status for the time being, for the status suits someone as promiscuous as she is.
She and Croconaw once had something going on, though due to a misunderstanding on both sides, they're not on very good terms.

Friends

What friends?
Heh, well she's got quite a few, but I'm too lazy to list them.


Enemies

Jessica, her trainer's ex-girlfriend.
Her trainer's Skuntank.
Her trainer's Hypno.
Her trainer's Chansey
Sabrina's Alakazam
Just about anyone else with views of which she does not approve.